So He would always have a Friend!

 

+Lam, tell me a story

-There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely

+Why was it lonely?

-All things must meet this man, so they shunned him

+Did he chase them all?

-He took an axe and split himself in two right down the middle

+So he would always have a friend

-So he would always have a friend